Saturday, August 8, 2009

A Lengthy Commencement Speech

Hello and welcome to the new and improved cyber-age Benis. After a long reprieve we are comin' back at you with a more mature and scholarly approach to nonsense. For those of you who don't already know us, we are Katie and Laura, the geniuses who birthed the orignial Benis Zine back in 2001. The crappily-stapled and photocopied days are over, although the original concept remains. In our heyday, we provided insightful social commentary, instructional articles of all varieties, blatant lies, and mild entertainment. We intend to continue these pursuits and more with our now-patented brand of vitriolic journalism, steeped in an unprecedented (for us) enthusiasm. Familiarize yourself with Benis, future media moguls, as we will one day rule everything around you.
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8 comments:

  1. LiaAugust 8, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    Yay Benis! So glad it's back. Is it a combo of butt and penis?

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  2. Team BenisAugust 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    You know, in the course of the last eight years I've forgotten. I'd say that sounds about right, though.

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  3. LeslieAugust 11, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    Your poor mother made those crappily stapled issues!

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  4. LeslieAugust 11, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    For some reason, my name posted as Alexandra!

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  5. Team BenisAugust 12, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    I KNEW that's what you were so hot to comment about! As I recall, we stapled them! Maybe I'm thinking of I'em Sorry But I Love You Both...

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  6. LeslieAugust 25, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    I just looked at this and thought, "Who is this Alexandra and how does she know I did it?"

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  7. LeslieAugust 25, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    You did staple them. I forgot.

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  8. Team BenisAugust 25, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    HAHA

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